I originally wanted to script out the whole thing, but it became overly wordy. That's the problem with trying to convey a parody of a mostly-wordless trailer in text. Humour doesn't tend to flow well when it's 90% explanation.
So... I decided to screw it and summarise it in one sentence, and let the fine folks fill in the blanks themselves.
Without further ado,
"
Reinforce Heeds The Call Of The Last Meister."
Curren's Megatron.
Cheers.