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One must wonder why these poor, wandering spirits only ever reveal themselves to one or two people at a time. Where are the attention seeking histrionics of the afterlife? If I was a ghost I'd show up at a hockey game or something. Get myself on national television.
I'd also put an end to the "dark and stormy night" convention. I'd haunt people at the breakfast table.
"OooOOOoOooo - sausage."
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