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Originally Posted by ArchmageXin
Because you get more bang of the buck by threatening fire and brimstone than the old peace and love shtiz.
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Seriously...
"Hey, let's read the Bible"
"What that book is so old and not cool? Meh, who cares about love and I don't wan to turn the other cheek!"
"But, a lot of cool shit happens in the Bible. There's like wars and massacres, and God doesn't take shit from anyone. Curse him, and he'll send a swarm of locusts after you. And the ending is mindblowing, even if there's a few plot holes and contrivances... and at the very least you won't be quoting it out of context like every asshole in power does. And uhh, there's nudity too."
And sadly, it does seem that violence and explosions are the best way to attract a crowd. That Family Guy parody of Passion of the Christ feels all too real.