Chifuyu is so awesome and here's why - She is Chuck Norris' child.
*runs*
I can see it now - the 'Chuck Norris Facts' site has a big red 'X' over Chuck Norris and has 'Orimura Chifuyu' put over it...
*Orimura Chifuyu can lead a horse to water AND make it drink*
*Orimura Chifuyu can make you have a baby just by Glaring at you*
*Orimura Chifuyu's glare is a weapon of mass destruction*
*Orimura Chifuyu pities you, fool!*
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Ichika: *surfing the web* What in the...Orimura Chifuyu Facts...!?!?
Chifuyu: *leans over* Hnnn? Oh yeah, I remember some idiots doing something like that... ....I can make people have babies just glaring at them...!?
Ichika: *snickers* ... if that were true, I'd have a million kids ....
Chifuyu: *yanks Ichika into a headlock*