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Originally Posted by GATX207_Blitz
heh that be some werid ads...lets see better post a joke or something with this or this post may get deleted
how many idiots does it take to screw in light bulb?
4
why?
(Diagram Deleted for brevity) idiots #2-#4 are spinning around in a circle while #1 holds it in the socket
ok my diagram sucked, but if anyone got that and think my joke sucks then don't smile and frown  |
I love light bulb jokes!
Q. How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Four. One to hold the bulb and three to turn the stepladder.
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Q. How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. That's not funny!!!
Q. How many gypsies does it take to change a light bulb ?
A. Just one, but you lose a lot of light bulbs.
Q. How many school teachers does it take to change a light bulb on the space shuttle?
A. 1000001. One to change the light bulb and a million to pick up the pieces.
Q. How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three. One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb changing method.
Q. How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
Q. How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it takes eight million years.
Q. How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. That's a trick question. Light bulbs don't change.
Q. How many T.V. Evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
Q. How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to bemoan the darkness until the other redefines something else as light.
Q. How many analytic philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's a psuedo-problem. Light bulbs give off light (hence the name). If the
bulb was broken and wasn't giving off light, then it wouldn't be a "light
bulb" now would it?
Q. How many monists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Don't be silly. There
is only one monist.
Q. How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it has to know its own Goedel's number.
(If you have to ask me what that means, then you won't find it funny.)
Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Lawyers don't change bulbs, but if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb...
Q. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, lawyers only screw us.
Q. How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Q. How many people at an American football match does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three. One to change it and two to tip the contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.
Q. How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up.
Q. How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
Q. How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore.
Q. How many Irish guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins.
Q. How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. About one third less than for a regular bulb.
PS. As you can tell I really,
really love light bulb jokes. I bet that now, you're all cursing out
GATX207_Blitz for getting me started.
