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Originally Posted by roriconfan
QB: Ok guys we need to find a plan to save the universe as fast and as easy as possible. I found this planet where the creatures there can be granted wishes. If I manage to convince a billion of the ones they call lolis to make a wish and be present to farm half of them who turn to beasts, then in ten thousant years I am sure we will have enough energy to save the hundreds of billions of galaxies out there. I know it sounds far-fetched but this is the best an advanced race like us can think of at the moment so bear with it. All I have to do is to be very cryptic and never tell them right away why I am doing all that.
Random alien: How about explaining everything to the very first human you meet and have him wishing for the universe to be saved? Won't that save us time and effort?
(Homura appears above him with black wings and bows the alien to death)
Homura: Pretend you didn't hear that. Go on with your plan; I kinda like my new powers.
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