[madlobster]

Originally Posted by Arimfe

And who is

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Harland David Sanders?

*is clueless of any advanced plot theories*

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From Wikipedia:

Harland David Sanders, better known as Colonel Sanders (September 9, 1890 – December 16, 1980) was the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC). His picture appears on their boxes to this day, and a stylized graphic of his face is a trademark of the corporation.

More proof:

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Rearrange the letters in

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I say, Harland David Sanders cooks my oh-so-tasty chicken!

you get

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Oyashisama achieved dry throat skin sans clocks, Noddy.

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Now Noddy's involved?! Will the conspiracy never end?!