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Old 2007-12-16, 15:45   Link #122
arsen
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Originally Posted by Inuzuka View Post
"Ultra dark deathly ninja katana reborn dragon"
"Awesome"
"Badass incarnate"

My zanpaku's shi kai form will allow it to transform into a large swiss army knife. But instead of the usual accessories, it shall be filled with mexican monkey sperm and large spoons, the latter of which I shall use to poke and annoy my enemies with until they die with huge spoon wounds embedded in their flesh.

In it's ban kai form, my zanpaku gains a new ability. It can transform into a large ciggerette that cannot be extinguished. In this form, the user is able to blow out large amounts of poisonous second-hand smoke and eventually kill the opponent by hopefully infecting him with lung cancer.

Other notes: The name of "Ultra dark deathly ninja katana reborn dragon" doesn't come from a poem, a song nor is it refered from anywhere simply because it is too badass for such.

I haven't read the previous thread at all, but I hope this is good enough by your standards.
ROFLAMO!!!it figures that your zanpatou ability is my zanpaktous weakness
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