[Sumeragi]

Spoiler for Highly Offensive and Disgusting, Depending on Your Tastes:

Three vampires went into a café and started to order:
-I'll have some warm blood, please! said the first vampire.
-Cold-blood for me! said the other.
-Hot water, please! said the third vampire.
That startled the first two vampires.
-Why do you want hot water? asked one vampire.
The third vampire pulled up a used tampon and yelled:
-IT'S TEA-TIME!