I spent two years of my life studying for a law degree, I gotta use my debating skills
somewhere.
Well, I think I've conclusively answered the troll. It's like launching a Time on Target barrage on a machine gun nest
Or calling in an Arclight.
Again, while I may be backslidden in my religion, I do take one of the suggestions of my religious text to heart: answer fools in such a way that their foolishness becomes evident.