"what if she really did get her hands on it?":
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1845/11764329.jpg
If that was instead a hammer (an ordinary one for nails in the workplace) that's smashed someone's head (or to a lesser extent, is a rectangular knife), then the Death Star will be summoned immediately.
On the other hand...
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3394/11773956.png
Dammit, Yui! (There were two other pictures of Azusa (
one of them) and one with Mugi that got dammits from me for being sufficiently cute as well. Can't find the others.)
As for the text removal, I'll try to get to that soon.