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Texas Survivor
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do a series entitled, 'Survivor-Texas Style.'
The contestants will all start in Dallas;
then drive to Waco; Austin; San Antonio;
over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio; El Paso; Midland; Odessa; Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene;
Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo
with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm Gay" – "I Love the Dixie Chicks" – "Boycott Beef" – "OBAMA 08" –
"George Strait Sucks" – "I'm here to confiscate your gun!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!!
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