Read this on /M/, occasionally you do find some gold in the shit..
>>7983325
Out of the ashes of Kyoto comes first sorrow, then anger.
>"The only good BETA is a DEAD BETA!"
In Tokyo, the surviving forces regroup.
>"We must meet the threat with our valor, our blood, indeed with our very lives, to ensure that Japanese people, not BETA, dominates this land now and always!"
American forces announce plans for a retreat, and Australia starts to accept refugees.
Everyday military scientists are looking for new ways to kill BETA.
>"Your basic Destroyer-class BETA is tough from the front. You can hit it with a 120mm shell and it's still 86% combat effective. Here's a tip, do a boost-jump to its rear and put it down for good.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
