[ZeroXSEED]

Originally Posted by Detective-san

Ichika: "Dammit, another crime scene wiped to the last corner of evidence, just who could it be!?"
Tatenashi: "Ah~ Ichika-kun, they weren't able to get rid of everything, take a look. *points to floor*"
Ichika: "*picks up* Mother of God, this is...HAM!!!! It all makes sense now."
Tatenashi: "*jumps up and down* Oh, Ichika-sama praised me, onee-san loves you too. *tries to jump on Ichika*"
Ushio: "*facepalm* They're actually pretty good at this...when they focus."

Oh God, the crack is consuming me.

Originally Posted by Detective-san

Yup, he's never getting any, never.

Ichika: "But, we're partners, maybe we shouldn't-"
Tatenashi: "Shh~ it's okay, just relax and leave it to onee-san."
Ichika: "*blushes* F-f-fine then, just...be gentle with me."
Tatenashi: "You don't have to be embarrassed about not knowing to tie your shoes, Ichika-kun."
Ichika: *cock-blocked face*

LAWL! She's so mean!