Some wise words from Confucius:
"He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with sticky finger."
"Baseball all wrong...man with four balls cannot walk."
"Man who fight wife all day, get no piece at night."
"Man who fishes in other man's well, often catch crabs."
"When called an idiot, sometimes better to keep mouth shut, rather than open mouth and remove all doubt."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
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