Chuu: After the rubber human beat the crap out of Arlong, he couldn't "get it up" for a week! I would know. <3 Chu!
Miss Merrychristmas: Mr. 4!!! Massage! Back hurts! Massage quick, quick, quick, you duh!
Mr. 4: SHUT THE **** UP, YOU STUPID MOLE BIZNATCH!
Miss Merrychristmas: 
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Johnny: We'll miss you so much, brother Sanji!!!
Yosaku: Brother Usopp!!!
Johnny: Brother Luffy!!!
Yosaku: Brother Nami!!!
Nami: wtf?
Buggy: Get up from that couch, wench, and make me some dinner!
Alvida: 
Buggy: AHHH! I was just kidding! Yaaaah! *runs from Alvida with her huge mace*