Copyright: Fujimi Fantasia Bunko, Gatoh Shoji, Shiki Doji
VOLUME 2: "Houtte Okenai Lone Wolf"
Original publishing date: 1998.12.25
Category: Side Story Compilations
Minami Kara Kita Otoko "FMP? Fumoffu" Ep. 1 Part A covers this story.
Sagara Sousuke receives a love letter in his shoe box. Things go awry as he mishears Chidori's explanation of "love letter" as "rob later." Saeki Ena makes her first appearance.
Aizou no Propaganda First half of "FMP!" Ep. 8 covers this story.
A student named Shirai tries to ask Chidori out. Except Shirai has a girlfriend named Mizuki. When Mizuki finds out, she starts slandering Chidori by graffitting the bathroom doors...
Koutetsu no Summer Illusion "FMP? Fumoffu" Ep. 3 covers this story
Sagara, Chidori, and their friends go to the beach. Sagara becomes worried when Chidori doesn't return. Did she find a mortal enemy? Maybe she had a sudden heartattack? Or maybe she stepped on a mine. Hmm...the most probable one is...the mine.
Koibito wa Specialist Second half of "FMP!" Ep. 8 covers this story.
Mizuki got dumped by Shirai-kun. She needs to impress her friends from middle school, so she uses Sousuke as a replacement.
Geijutsu no Hamburger Hill "FMP? Fumoffu" Ep. 4 Part A covers this story
Jindai classmates are on a field trip to capture nature at its work for their art class. Sousuke, not knowing what to do, asks the art teacher for some advice. Things go wrong when he misinterprets the advice and starts setting up booby traps.
Cinderella Panic! This episode has not been animated
Spoiler:
School play goes wacky as Chidori plays the role of Cinderella and Sousuke as the good witch.
Memorable quotes:
Chidori: "Thanks, but how am I supposed to get to the ball?"
Sousuke: "No problem. Do as I say. First, bring me a pumpkin, four mice, a lizard..."
Chidori: "Okay..."
Sousuke: "And an assault rifle, one shotgun..."
Chidori: "What...?"
Sousuke: "Two dozen grenades, 160 rounds of 5.56mm bullets, three cases of C4, and six Claymore mines...."
Chidori: "Oh no, the clock struck twelve!!"
Sousuke: "Hurry up! We've gotta get out of here?"
Chidori: "Why are you here?"
Sousuke: "My service includes after care to help you escape"
Chidori: "What's that in your hand?"
Sousuke: "It's a magic Remington M870. It comes pre-equipped with a rubberball slug."
Chidori: "And what's that? A magic hand grenade?"
Sousuke: "No, this is a HOLY HAND GRENADE. Legend has it that King Arthur himself used it." (Reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." The author, Gatoh Shoji is a self-proclaimed Monty Python buff.)