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Originally Posted by Kyuu

Always. Always. ALWAYS. Keep Haruhi happy. Or you die.

Spoiler for Haruhi examples:

Failing that, tell her the ponytail she wore one time looked so good it was criminal and smooch her. (Only if you're Kyon)

Always remember to do your homework. If you don't, you'll make Nagato relive the same two weeks for 596 years.