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dragonz20 · 2004-02-20, 12:52

The old Cherokee chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the US Government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."

The Chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night making love to women."

The Chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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2004-02-20, 12:52	Link #49
dragonz20 Cantonese Dimples Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: North Jersey (near NY city) Age: 46	a wise man The old Cherokee chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the US Government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done." The Chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night making love to women." The Chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." great quotes: Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything." Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while...it isn't so hot. "I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen." "If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you." Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. "The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." "According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars." Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." Last edited by dragonz20; 2004-02-20 at 13:11.