Yuuno: We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo!
Chrono: Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Yuuno: Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'!
Kha: Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Yuuno: Nah bi*ch, I'm talkin' â'bout motherf**kin' Falco and shit.
Keroko-kun: What? Falco?
Nanoha: Ooh, Rock me Amadeus! Ooh, Rock me Amadeus! Ooh, Rock me Amadeus! Ooh, Rock me Amadeus!
Chrono: Tried to O.D.
Yuuno: on the Cold-Eeze
Kha: "Golden Girls" got me
Keroko-kun: "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Yuuno: Hanging out like Double Ds
Chrono: sip Long Island Iced Teas
Kha: Wrote to Mayor McCheese
Keroko-kun: "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Yuuno: Three O' Clock
Kha: on the dot
Chrono: Time to cruise for Eighth graders
Kha: Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Keroko-kun: Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Yuuno: Dee's knocked up and Rog on Khrack again
Kha
eep-throat
Keroko-kun: a whole
Yuuno: Nutty Buddy
Chrono: Make whoopie
Yuuno: to a
Kha: batch of Silly Putty
Keroko-kun: Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Chrono: Go through "National Geographic"
Yuuno: and draw panties on the natives
Keroko-kun: So I like to dance naked
Kha: in front of my pets
Chrono: But my cat was inattentive
Yuuno: so I sent him U.P.S.
Kha: Playin' spin the bottle
Yuuno: with my mom
Keroko-kun: I watch "Cops"
Chrono: with
Kha: no
Yuuno: pants
Keroko-kun: on!
Chorus, rapped by all:
Must've blown a fuse! Nothing's going on!
Lamer than the Pope! Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere, slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Keroko-kun: Nowhere to go
Kha: I can't wake up late
Yuuno: Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Chrono:Stalemate
Keroko-kun: jailbait
Yuuno: In "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Kha: Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
Yuuno:I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Kha: Never lose the sight
Keroko-kun: of the thrill of sneezing
Chrono: Don't need a shower today
Yuuno: just some Brut by Faberge
Keroko-kun: Smell the ass of my jeans
Kha: clean they'll do another day
Chrono: And I recycle
Yuuno: I sniff my own farts
Kha:I dial the wrong number
Keroko-kun: hope a conversation starts
Chrono:I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Keroko-kun: Givin' myself a mullet
Kha: hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Yuuno: Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Chrono: Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Kha: Sent a letter in the mail
Keroko-kun:in Braille
Kha: to Johnny Quest
Yuuno: Send
Chrono: me
Yuuno: back
Chrono: my
Yuuno: Etch-
Chrono: A-
Yuuno: Sketch
~Chorus~
Kha: I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
The rest: When you wanna cum
Keroko-kun: I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
The rest: When you wanna cum
Yuuno: I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
The rest:When you wanna cum
Chrono: I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
The rest: When you wanna cum
~At that moment, the door to the karaoke room opened and none other than the yellow power pellet man himself came in~
Pac-Man: Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherf**kers?
Yuuno: Awwwww sh*t, here comes Pac-Man.
Keroko-kun: Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Pac-Man: Me you bitches! I'm high on Khrack! Wanna freebase?
Chrono: No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Yuuno: Nope can't help you man.
Pac-Man: Pu**ies! ~Pac-Man lights up~ Whoa! Holy shit!
~The Pac-Man theme plays~
~Chorus~