“Yes!”
Hayate looked startled then she clapped her hands together, “Perfect! With two recruiters we'll get twice the members!”
“R-Recruiters?”
“Well yeah we can't have a club with only two members silly. We need at least 4.”
“EH?!?!”
“Go forth and get us members!”
“Y-yes Yagami-san.”
“Not Yagami-san. BOSS!”
“Yes... boss...”
1st vi- potential member, Nanoha Takamachi
I found Nanoha on the roof, eating lunch mercifully alone. “Ah Nanoha-san.”
“Hmm? Ah Yuuno-kun,” She smiled up at me, “Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” I drew circles with my foot, suddenly realizing it was like I was about to ask her out. “Uh... I mean... Are you in any clubs?”
Nanoha took a bite of her rice and looked thoughtful, “Hm...” She waved her chop sticks in the air. “Nope. Nya ha ha, actually this friday's the dead line before they put me in the... study bug club,” she looked off to the side as if this was the equivalent of the tell the world you have nothing better to do club.
“Then will you... will you join Yagami-san's cosplay club with me!”
“Hayate-chan's? Mm,” Nanoha nodded. “Sounds fun.”
My smile grew against my own will. “Great I'll see you later then!” I stopped at the door. “But Nanoha-san...”
“Yes?”
“Where are Arisa and Suzuka?”
Nanoha looked up, baring a face I recognized but couldn't place, “they're... getting lunch.”
I nodded and started down, it was then that it hit me. Her face had been the same as Fate's and the Yagami's when I had asked them questions too.
2nd vi- potential member, Fate Testarossa
I found Fate inside our class room where she was eating her lunch by the window. She looked up when I entered. “Harlaown-san?”
“Testarossa-san I know we don't know each other very well but I was wondering if you were in a club already.” I must have looked like a freak asking her like this.
“No,” Fate shook her head, “I'll probably join a club as a ghost member.”
“If you don't have a club then... why not join the Cosplay club.”
Fate turned bright red, “c-cosplay... I don't know. I'd be pretty embarrassed.”
“Testarossa-san...” I approached her desk, “Please... I promise I won't let Hayate do anything to you, you don't want.”
She made a small noise, “You're so embarrassing.”
I looked down, completely red, rubbing the back of my head, “Sorry about that... I-I didn't mean-”
Fate started to giggle, “it's really cute.” She made another noise and looked down.
That made me even more embarrassed so we were both staring at the floor.
She was the one to break the silence, “I-I think I'd like that...”
“Eh?” I looked up to find her still looking at the ground.
“I'd like to be around you more-” She quickly realized what she was saying and corrected it, “And Takamachi-san and Yagami-san so...” She looked up at me, “I accept your offer.”
“Thank you I'll see you later then?”
Fate nodded, “Yeah.”
As I left I realized that she had looked happy and still managed not to smile.
~~
Hayate high fived me as I told her my progress. “We have enough for a club now.” In her eagerness she tackled me, well she more of tackled me. And the fact of the mater was I was incapable of supporting her weight so we toppled over, right into classic harem anime position one.
She was on top of me, well more like holding herself over me, as she had managed to release me the second she realized we were falling. However, she hadn't stopped her face from stopping just inches from my own.
“We should probably move...” Hayate said after a minute.
“Y-Yeah,” I was finding it really really hard to think with Hayate over me. “I think... you have to move first.”
“Oh yeah,” she jumped up just missing stepping on me. She offered a hand to me, helping me stand.
“So I'll see you later,” I couldn't look her in the eye.
“Yeah bye!” She ran off.
I hit my head against the wall, I was such a moron.
~~~
I didn't talk to anyone much for the rest of the day, club activities wouldn't start 'til later in the week so I was still free after school, however I simply went home and went through the rest of my day tiredly.
~~
“Oi... Yunno! Wakey wakey!”
I cracked open an eye, “Chrono-nii...? It's midnight. And get that out of my eyes.”
Chrono waggled the flashlight in front of me before moving it. “Milk. Get it.”
“Why me?”
“'Cause you're the youngest,” Chrono yawned, “Now go forth and get.”
I was such a push over. “Yeah yeah. I'll get it.”
~~
My trip to the convenience store was mercifully uneventful. I didn't want any trouble in the middle of the night. All I wanted was to sleep. Armed with my milk I made my way home down the barely lit street.
“Yuuno~”
My ear twitched, “What was that?” I looked around.
“Yuuno~”
“Come on out!” I looked around the empty street.
“He he he.” The sound of sweeping fabric hit my ears.
I turned. There was a girl behind me, standing under a lamp post. Her long hair was done up in long pigtails but other then that there was no mistaking her. “Testarossa-san?”
She giggled and came forward, leaving the light behind her, “'Testarossa-san' is my sister. Yuu~no~” She looked like Fate but she certainly didn't act like her at all. Not even a little. The girl with Fate's face came closer to me, and though my every instinct told me to run far and fast I couldn't move an inch. She stopped just before out bodies would have touched, “You, can call me,” She leaned up, just brushing my ear, “A-li-ci-a.”
The next thing she did was so fast I didn't have a moment to react. This girl, Alicia moved down slightly and pressed our lips together.
The milk hit the ground.
A. Okay... hot girl kissing me... this may not be so bad...
B. Woah woah woah! Gotta stop this! Gotta stop this now!
C. I'll just calmly explain that we really shouldn't be doing this... I just have to stop her...