[Chaos2Frozen]

Adr 00 brought it up

Taken from episode 5's thread... At that time we were talking about what would happen if it turns out the the villians had something to do with Caro's tribe...

We ended up with a Lolicon Warlord who kidnapped Caro to force her into marriage... Now in our defence, we were all still drunk by the Erio/Caro moments from the entire episode

Originally Posted by Nightengale

What a riot that would be if it turned out to be nothing more than a joke.

Spoiler for since I suck at witty humour:

Priest: Would you, *insert witty tribal name with rank* take *insert wife's name(S)* as your shelter, as ones who you will treasure and love equally for all eternity?

Warlord: I do.

Caro:I...I...

*Elio crashes down on the wedding*

Elio: Caro!

Caro: Elio..kun. What are you doing...here?

Elio: Isn't it obvious!? I'm here to stop this foolish wedlock.

Caro: Why?

Elio: Because I...I... You don't even love that guy! I' know that much!

Warlord: It's you...If I recall, you're that boy from Commander Yagami's division. Is this TSAB's declaration of war against the tribal union, boy?

Elio: No...I am here for myself. My friends and others have nothing to do with this. I am here because I want to protect someone important to me. And I will take Caro back with me, even if it means defeating you!

Strada: Something you are not capable of doing, Sir.

Elio: Don't spoil the mood, Strada.

Warlord: Interesting. So Caro is that important to you? Are you saying you are capable of making her happy? Are you saying that for her sake, you'd be willing to take my place and grant her happiness? A brat like you?

Elio:...Yes. I do.

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Chrono: I could get court-martialed for this.

Hayate: Mah, let's not fret too much over the details.

Chrono: You're awfully calm, it's scary.

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Warlord:....Pfft....Congratulations. You pass.

Elio: Eh?

*Warlord reveals himself to be Yuuno, and Priest as Carim*

Elio/Caro: Eh...EH...EHH!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

Carim: Under the vows of Scryan law and Velkan lock, I proclaim Elio and Caro, husband and wife.

Elio: Wait! Wait! Wait! What is the meaning of this? I thought, Caro was, getting forced, wait it's Yuuno-san, what not, Carim-nee, urgh...

Carim: Well, you see, Hayate was getting, well impatient at the "progress" of "certain things" especially seeing how "fast" it started out, and she kinda asked Yuuno-kun and me here a little favour, and it was just too hard to say "no".

Yuuno: Sorry, Elio, I tried to help...

Carim: Anyway, screw the details, you may kiss your bride.

Caro: *blushes*

Elio: Wait! I'm not ready for this!

Strada: It's simple, Sir. Do it like it CPR practice.

Elio: SHUT UP!

Strada: Very well, Sir. ACCELERATION!

Elio: WARGH!!! *crashes into Caro...you know the rest*

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*looking from Claudia's bridge*

Chrono: Do you have any IDEA how many things I'll have to go through to apologize for PERSONAL UNAUTHORIZED MISUSE of TSAB Property?

Hayate: Well, you won't get court-martialed, so at least it wasn't the worst case scenario.

Chrono: That's not the point... Know a little restraint, will you? This is not just a little too much for a joke, you know.

Hayate: There's a saying, "if you want to do something, do it ALL THE WAY."

...You gotta do one without that ending