"What are you talking about? The commander is the SOS Brigade's holiest and most symbolic existence and cannot be desecrated! The commander represents the very nature of the SOS Brigade! Besides those that I've chosen, I don't intend to step down from this position!" -Haruhi (The Day of Saggitarius III: Light Novel)
"Too slow! Why is it so slow? Would it be faster if I poured some mineral water over the computer?" - Haruhi (same as above)
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