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Originally Posted by AnimeFan188
Remember: "Snake bites man." isn't news, but "Man bites snake." is.  |
Unless you are Samuel L Jackson
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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart
He isn't a retired Gurkha, is he?  |
A farmer, reminds me of the Chuck Noris joke: A cobra bit Chuck Noris, and after 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
(The cobra would have died before being able to bite anyone if it was Bruce Lee though)