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Originally Posted by Merilyn Mensola
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34-year-old son : Dad, we have a problem. My Steyr was stolen.
Dad : Son, you are already an adult! And you are talking about a GUN here!
Son : Yeah, but mum stole it, and the cops are begging on their knees to see you. As her husband, you are our only hope, Dad.
Dad : !@#^%$% FML.