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Originally Posted by orochidp
Well, I will. He's a lazy bastard.
He's not even the biggest badass anymore, Sanji is.
Sanji's a pirate (Instant Badass) that happens to be an awesome cook (Badass multiplier: 1,000x. I like my food, cooks are my best friend.)
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Zoro isnt a pirate? i also didnt know cooking makes u a "bad-ass"
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Zoro is a pirate hunter (Pansy) that doubles as a lazy bastard with three swords (Overcompensation multiplier: 10,000x)
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Someone who can kill and catch all those "bad-ass" pirates is a pansy? tats like saying: "a tank is cool, a tank destroying robot is a pansy"
Im also betting he caught tons of cooks too.
using 3 swords is being a pansy? i would love to see u hold something that weighs around 25 kg in ur mouth and move at that speed.
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Results: Sanji is 1000x more badass than your average pirate, who is approximately 100x more badass than anything on this planet, barring cooks. Setting the average badassedness level at "Ninja", Sanji is equal to 100,000 Space Ninjas.
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of course he is, but ur logic is faulty
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Zoro is 10,000x more pansy-esque than your average pansy, which are approximately 100x more effiminate than your average person. Setting the average pansy level at Drag Queen, Zoro is equal to 1,000,000 New York Drag Queens.
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its ur opinion, but again ur logic is bad.
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They're just keeping him around because they might want to draw something other than Sanji being badass and Luffy kicking ass.
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is this why the anime shows Zoro sleeping more often than Sanji cooking?