[Alastor Mobius Toth]

Pretty as one too.


Seriously though, its Chapter in TSFiA looks pretty dammn awesome.


And for the Xbox achievement fad, I had those little gems sitting in my mind all day:

Spoiler:

Men of Iron - Piloted TSF for the first time
I'm no newbie girl, no newbie! - defeat cadet in hand-to-hand TSF drill
Defeat Means Friendship - Befriended your rival
Cog in the Machine - Drafted into Defense of Kyoto
Don't Tempt Fate - Survive 8 minutes of Death
You're in Command Now - Assume direct command over Arashiyama Flight
Run for the Hills - Survive the retreat
All aboard the Fort Train - Reach the regroup point
Watching the Kyoto Burn - Witness the end of Prologue

Chapter 1
Reassigned to Alaska - Started the campaign
Top Gun - Beaten the Argos Flight in dogfight
They call you Mister Tibbs - Nickname your squad
Tsun on Tsun - Met your commanding officer
Masochism Tango - mastered the Type-97 Fubuki
Pint-sized Powerhouse: Befriended Tarisa
Keep it classy: Befriended Stella
Bromance: Befriended VG
Don't follow the Bear: Met Scarlet Twins. And survived.
Love Therapy: Mastered Type-94 Shiranui Mk.C
There can be Only One: Beaten your commanding officer in hand-to-hand fight
Cloak and Dagger: Violated the Soviet airspace

Intermission:
Bishounen: Get naked already!
Princess for a Reward - go on a date with Stella
Bros before Hoes - Help VG is his...quest
The Cavalry - Help Yui and Cryska
Fight Ice with Ice - talk some sense into Yui
Red Tension - Talk with Cryska

Kamchatka Arc:
Who the Hell you think I am? - Show those twerps who's the boss
First Girl for the Win - go on a date with Tarisa
Peace Through Superior Firepower - successfully test the Railgun
Turn on the Mic - listen to Yui
First Name Basis - Call your commanding officer by her first name
We Meet Again - Fort Train says hi!
Bolivian Army Ending? - Help Stella and Yui escape
Enemy of my enemy - team up with Zahr battalion
We Come Bearing Fire - Complete Kamchatka Arc.

BLUE FLAG Arc:
Top Tsun - Make Yui your girlfriend
Action Girlfriend - date Tarisa
Tall, Blonde and Sexy - date Stella
From Russia with Love - accept Cryska's feelings
Like a Boss - date all available girls
Man's One True Love - forsake women, get TSFs
Working with The Ex. - meet Sharon
Pike and the Shield - fight with Cui
Dragon's Teeth - made friends with Cui
Mysterious Waif - made friends and dated Inia
You and What Army? - Fight against USA flight
It's on now - start a bar brawl
The Thirty-Six Stratagems - date Cui
Round Table - participated in BLUE FLAG
Demon King of the Round Table - achieved the highest result
Not Putin - win conversation with Sandek

Terrorist Arc:
Unfriendly Fire - defeat Terrorist TSFs
Always on Time - help U.S and U.N troops disable the old trap
Vote Master - confront Terrorist leader
Aliens in Yukon - defeat BETA infestation
No Man Left Behind - saved Argos squadron
The Catfight - broke-up the duel between Yui and Scarlet Sisters
One Big, Happy Family - tamed the legendary Scarlet Sisters
End of History - ruined the Communist plot
The Stinger - saved Yui from certaind death

Alternative arc:

Top of the Food Chain - accept U.N promotion
Badass Crew - recruit Argos flight into Gears
Inglorious Bastards - travel to Dover
Great Minds Think Alike - Met and befriended Lunatheresia
Queen of Knights - befriended Illfriede
Prussian Efficient - Befriended Helga
Viva La France - Befriended Bernadette
Beowulf - Befriended Cerberus Command
D-Day - cleared Normandy from BETA infestation
Largest Ham - recruited Makabe for the Team
Strength through Unity - obtained EF-2000
Emperor's Guard - obtained Rafale
Germans Love Yuuya Bridges - date all three German girls
French Kiss - date Bernadette
Early Christmas - obtained Su-47 from Sandek

05/12 Incident

Real Badasses - defeat the Fuji Instructional Corps
English Motherf*cker, do You Speak it!? - hold conversation with Japanese rebels
The Firm - foil CIA plot
Manliest of All Men - recruited Alfred Walken
Death From Behind - obtained F-22A
Your respect is My respect - meet Bratty Saviour and his team
Deadly Decadent Court - become familiar with Japanese politics

Sadogashima:

Commander Awesome - reach the rank of Commander
Amazon Brigade - take your girls out for a date...without anyone getting killed
The Strongest Woman on Earth - dueled Hayase
Pissing Metals - Land on Sadogashima
HOT-BLOODED PATRIOTISM - Team up with General Ikaruga
The Sharpest Katana - unlocked Type-00
Curb-Stomp Battle - escort the Susanoo unit
It got worse - defend the Susanoo against overwhelming assault
No More Bratty Saviours - win Sadogashima without help of Bratty Saviour and Co.
Debt of Honor - recruited General Ikaruga and his Guards
Broest of Bros - recruited Hibiki
The Shadow - recruit Yuzuka


Some more, unsorted,because I'm too short on time now:

President Action - become President of the United States
Air Force One - join the battle as the President
Badass Army - form the A-00 unit
Don't Fear the Laser - make the Kashgar Jump
Friendly Enemy - meet the Soldier-kun
Ultimate Wingmate - help Soldier-kun find love of his life
And the Fandom Rejoiced - unlocked the YF-23 and pressed it into national production
We do the Impossible - Beat the Kashgar Hive
Wrong Planet to F**k with - defeat the Superior after saying something suitably heroic
Feel this, Bi**? - Just kill the Superior
Go back! back to the Past! - Time-travel with A-00 to kick more BETA ass
Kraut Rock - defend the GDR
Pet the Dog - help Sylwia with her problems
Ice Queen - date Irisdina
The Vamp - date and recruit Beatrix
Not So Stasi - reunite Germany
General of Generals - Defeat age, once and for all.