[Tempest35]

Lucy: Help me! I'm stuck!

Natsu: Hnnn... *tilts his head* ... why are you down there anyway, Lucy?

Lucy: I lost something under the dresser but now my arm is caught and I can't get up!

Natsu: *snickers* So that's why you have your ass sticking up in the air?

Lucy: STOP LOOKING AT MY BUTT!!

Natsu: *pokes* Hey...it's soft...*pokes again* ... but firm too...

Lucy: #0.0# STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING ME!!

Natsu: *cups both hands on her cheeks* And it's big too.. Hey guys, come look!

Lucy: STOP IT!!! Wait, what do you mean, 'Hey Guys'!?

Gray: ... why are you so loud...*looks at the scene...and blinks* ... why are you down there Lucy?

Lucy: Who cares and just get this dresser up so I can move!

Erza: ... Y'know Lucy, you're a healthy young lady. You shouldn't point your bum at boys, much less Natsu...

Lucy: Since when do I randomly do this sort of thing in the first place!?

Natsu: I think you should lay off the sweets for a while Erza. *serious face* Or your butt might turn out like his one. *snickers and pokes Lucy's butt*

Lucy: HEY!!

Erza: No it will not!! My figure has nothing to do with the sweets I eat!

Gray: Oh really? You didn't use your Flight Armor last time when it would have been normal for you to do so...scared of those tights?

Erza: #-_-# *punches Gray out* As for you Natsu....*cracks her knuckles ominously before grabbing him* You should not tease girls like that! *pulls back her fist*

Natsu: Art of Misdirection! *shoves Erza's punch right at Lucy's butt*

Lucy: OWWW!! What gives! What are you two doing!?

Erza: *eyes widen* Th-this is...

Natsu: See?

Erza: *nods solemnly* I understand Natsu. You were really looking out for me. I apologize. *To Lucy* You need to lay off the sweets, Lucy; your butt is too plump.

Lucy: ....why is this happening to me...AND STOP SQUEEZING MY BUTT THE BOTH OF YOU!!!

Arcadios: Personally, I think that Yukino could do with a little MORE back there...

Yukino: T_T Arcadios-sama...