2012-11-01, 12:46
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Just another Idiot
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Delusion world
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Official Age's Original IS fic.
Enigmatic Bleeding Edge Cores: Chapter 0: Cake Party Zenpan (First half)
Spoiler for Enigmatic Bleeding Edge Cores: Chapter 0: Cake Party First Half:
“Damn.... how is it possible?” Sweats formed on the warrior’s head as he readied his sword against a small armored puppy.
In spite of its cute and adorable appearance, the evil abomination had slaughtered half of his guild mates while the other half is slaughtered by a bunny of equal disposition.
The warrior looked at the puppy’s master.
He heard that the Calamity Cleric is good, but he did not expect him to be this good. To use pets to this level of efficiently require l33t rank in micro-management.
The warrior smirked.
At the very least, he broke the record time of staying alive fighting against the Calamity.
“Before you take away my last measly HP, honor my last wish and tell me something....”
“This is not a RP server you know....so I am not going to reveal my secret plan to take over the world.”
“No....something more important than that...”
“Alright, I admit. I spend every single waking moment of my life playing this game! That’s how I get to max level within two Months!”
“.......”
“......I know, I don’t really have a life. Now that I answered your question, can I kill you now?”
“WAIT! I JUST WANT TO ASK ARE YOU A GIRL IN REAL LIFE?!”
The Cleric stared blankly for a moment.
“What are you talking about? There are no girls in MMORPG.”
The Cleric commanded the puppy and the bunny to attack at the same time.
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Watt Shepherd stretched his arms as he looked at the screen.
It was his 100th winning streak and he feels mighty proud of it....despite of the major disadvantage of making him a social hermit.
Not like he care anyway, after all, the world outside is full of idiots and jerks.
Inside his home, he feels safe.
Inside his games, he feels powerful.
Recalling the question asked, he rubbed his chin, puzzled.
Why would guys want girls to play games? After all, thanks to the introduction of the almighty IS, guys were pushed away from the realm of light (Society) into this small corner of darkness (Online gaming).
Cyber Game is the only area which males still dominated now.
‘They are either really desperate or masochistic,’ Watt chuckled.
For him, he does not care.
A true hard-core gamer is a challenger of life.
They refuse to back down when life gave them a lemon or when girls challenge the last bastion of manhood and won.
A good Gamer always move on to become better regardless whether he win or loss.
A pop-up appeared on his computer screen, an email from an old acquaintance (mind you, he use the term loosely. Acquaintance as in somebody whom he know, not somebody whom he enjoy company with).
[An Invitation to Cake party in the celebration of the founding of Phantasia]
Phantasia.
He remembered seeing it on the news....
A new Island that declared itself a Sovereign State few months ago. A highly advance island which appeared in the middle of South Pacific Ocean suddenly.
Nobody dared to challenge the sovereignty of the country after it wipe out almost all the naval forces sent to attack them (leaving the survivors alive to tell the horror) out of sheer spite.
Why sheer spite?
You see the Founder of Phantasia is not a feminist.
Oh no, his dear “Acquaintance” is one step higher and beyond that.
That Sadist is a Female Supremacist.
Needless to say, Phantasia is an island made for females only. Males are only allowed to stay at the outskirt of the town and admire and dreaming about the wonders of Phantasia from far.
knowing that the “Acquaintance” is more likely to be gloating and boasting about how great females are compared to males than rather than just celebrating and considering the Sadistic nature of that Acquaintance, there is most likely some sort of cruel penalty game behind, Watt was just about the decline the offer when he saw something.
[Giving out Terminal Nightmare 3: Kyrios Descend, Special Pre-Release date Edition]
Watt grabbed the screen violently and pasted his face next to the screen to make sure he did not read wrongly.
[Giving out Terminal Nightmare 3: Kyrios Descend, Special Pre-Release date Edition]
Watt squeed and danced in joy.
One of the most unfortunate things about the Acquaintance is that the Sadist happened to be the best friend of one of the best game creator ever. The
Acquaintance always gets to play the games created by her first.
Watt wasted no second to pack his stuff.
Any things (torture, what-so-ever) are totally worth the sequel to best game in the world.
Next stop, Phantasia!
How is it? I admit the first part is just padding out the story... I can cut it straight to the email part.
Edit: Still working on the title though
Last edited by agetreme; 2012-11-02 at 13:35.
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