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I thought about this one at lunch today:

-Rika goes thru the surgery and Yuuichi borrows his friends'
battered scooter to run out and buy flowers for her recovery.

-On the way back to the hospital, an innatentive driver broadsides
the scooter causing Yuuichi to go flying into the street.

-End of story (or not)...