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dragonz20 · 2004-01-30, 09:52

Subject: "The 10 Best Caddy Replies"

Can you relate to this?

#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the Lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes Sir. you miss the ball much closer now."

#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir, that would be too much of a coincidence."

#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, it's a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch, it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game so far?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but peersonally, I prefer golf!"

#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play sir, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I have ever played on."
Caddy: "This is'nt the golf course, we left that an hour ago!"

#1
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

2004-01-30, 09:52	Link #35
dragonz20 Cantonese Dimples Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: North Jersey (near NY city) Age: 46	Subject: "The 10 Best Caddy Replies" Can you relate to this? #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the Lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes Sir. you miss the ball much closer now." #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." #6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir, that would be too much of a coincidence." #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, it's a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch, it's a compass." #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game so far?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but peersonally, I prefer golf!" #3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play sir, it's a sin on any day." #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I have ever played on." Caddy: "This is'nt the golf course, we left that an hour ago!" #1 Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."