Thread: A Laugh A Day
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Old 2004-01-30, 10:20   Link #36
Cammie
Smooth and Curvy...
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
I get lots of cute e-mails from other teachers about what kids say! I thought I'd share a smile!

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
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