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Originally Posted by Demongod86
A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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Originally Posted by jedinat
^Ehh... most of those are pretty "meh" (and some don't even make sense). If you're going to be sacrilegious it should at least be funny.
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The funny thing is that I'm Catholic and I still found myself laughing, especially with the 'Jesus is Black' idea.
(he didn't get a fair trial) xD
They are extremes.
It's simple, juvinile humour based on stereotypes, but works so damn well, it certaintly brought a smile to my face.
Bear in mind that it questions all kinds of races and cultures, so the 'love' is evenly spread, there's a good chance that you'll chuckle at one of the examples in all too cringing familiarity, rather than questioning the 'Jesus' aspect.
But humour is subjective, so I guess it won't be everyone's cup of tea. ^^