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Old 2012-04-23, 07:39   Link #18175
judasmartel
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Cainta, Rizal, Philippines
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THE TWELVE COMMANDMENTS OF TOUMA, GOD OF THE CHURCH OF KAMIJOU

1. Thou shalt wake up at six in the morning.
2. Thou shalt be bitten on the head while preparing breakfast.
3. Thou shalt be late for class while dodging electric coins.
4. Thou shalt make your loli teacher cry in the middle of class.
5. Thou shalt not avoid your two partners in crime.
6. Thou shalt not avoid the Forehead Deluxe.
7. Thou shalt not rush for the canteen during lunch time, it will run out as soon as you come anyway.
8. Thou shalt drop a 2000 yen bill into a vending machine.
9. Thou shalt involve yourself in ANY problem, because you're the only one who can solve it.
10. Thou shalt run away from punks, they can't help you solve the problem.
11. THOU SHALT FIGHT TO SAVE THE WORLD.
12. Thou shalt not confess to the doctor who heals your injuries that thou art a pervert.

Commandments received by:

Kaori Kanzaki and
Index Librorum Prohibitorum
High Priestesses of the Church of Kamijou

Commandments enforced by:
Mikoto Misaka and
Accelerator
Grand Masters of the Church of Kamijou Knights Templar
FIXED. Enjoy~!
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