[Kha]

IMO Epi 5 seems like my most productive too.

First up, I was inspired by Darth Chaos' take on my post about Caro getting dragged back to her home planet to be married:

Originally Posted by Kha

Spoiler for "The Ride of Erio Mondial" movie trailer:

(Low music, fade in image)

Caro dressed in white robes walks slowly to the balcony. Below is great party of half-naked tribesmen, and the Lolicon Warlord leading the barbaric dance.

Warrior #1: All hail to mini-pantsu!
Warrior #2: Lolis for everyone!
Caro: (Looks frightened)

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One shouta...

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Nanoha: Is there ANY way Erio-kun could get Carol-chan back?

Yuuno: Well... There is one way, but it's all very Anicent Rome... You're going to need a toga... And a sword of course...

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Will face his true feelings...

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Erio: She's really not my girlfriend...

Vice: You're lips says ''no'', but your 'spear' says "yes"

Erio: HUH?

Strada: Wasn't me.

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(Crash of dramatic music, and the scene changes to a slo-mo fight scene of hot and sweaty Erio, top ripped off from attacks, yelling blue murder as he lays slicing waste to the throngs of hetero-phobic Legionnaires assisting the Lolicon Warlord. Cut scenes to other mages, then...)

Voice: Where do you think you're going...

(Warriors look up at the gathering pink energies that completely shrouds Nanoha)
Warrior #3: Run for it! The White De--

Nanoha: BUSTER!

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From the director of "Paranoia of Chrono Halluon"...

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Chrono: So let me get this straight...

Hayate: Take your time.

Chrono: You want to 'borrow' my warship...

Fate: Only because nobody else would.

Chrono: ... Fly to a distant planet...

Hayate: It's really not that far...

Chrono: Drop the whole of Riot Force 6 on it...

Fate: It's just Team Star and Lightning...

Chrono: ... And somehow rescue Erio's girlfriend from a preverted lolicon warlord who is uniting the warring tribes by marrying their "princesses"...

Hayate: Absolutely.

Chrono: ... Even if it means having them to declare war on Mid-childa.

Fate: Something like that.

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Comes the greatest epic love story never told...

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Erio: (swings church doors open with a slam) OBJECTION!

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"The Ride of Erio Mondial"

Only in FF.net.

Then came Nighty's revelation, for the truth of the wedding ceremony:

Originally Posted by Nightengale

Spoiler:

Hayate: Good Job, everyone!

Yuuno: Huh...that was tiring.

Hayate: To be honest, I never knew you had it in you to think about such an idea. I'm looking at you at a whole new different light now, Yuuno-kun.

Yuuno: What are you talking about?

Hayate: What? Aren't you the one who told Caro to pass to me your 'secret plans'? See? I even have this letter, with your Library stamp on it.

Yuuno:...I didn't write this! There's no way I could've come up with something so...so ludicrious.

Chrono: I agree for once. *goes back to writing apology letters*

Yuuno: Besides, aren't YOU the one who requested Caro to pass on to me your "special mission debriefing" to pass to Carim so that we could be included in this "plan" of yours? See, this hologram-letter had you on it!

Hayate: I did not do that!

Yuuno: What the heck-

Hayate: Hmm....

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*in the bedroom*

Elio: Urgh...Caro, aren't we speeding along too FAST?

Caro: What? I thought speed was your specialty. Surely, you don't mind it if I... speed things up a little?

Elio: Okay, this is getting scary...

You should be able to tell who the mastermind is...hehehe....

We are SO off-topic, Nanoha-forum style.

That was just WIN! And then, my first silly attempt at humor here. Ah the memories...

Originally Posted by Kha

Another idea while I was at lunch. 4koma style.

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[Frame 1]

Chrono: No.
Hayate: But...
Chorno: No means no! I cannot allow TSAB property to be misused like this!

[Frame 2]

Fate: But we really need to get our team member back!
Chono: Think of some other way.
Nanoha: Chrono-kun you meanie!
Chrono: I'm not listening...

[Frame 3]

(The Aces huddled in one corner whispering. Chrono only hears disjointed words)

Hayate: ...We'll have to use that...
Fate: ...It can't be helped...
Nanoha: ...I hope it works...
Chrono: *looks worried and sweating* What are they up to...?

[Frame 4]

Aces: ONEGAI, ONIIICHAAAN!!!

(Chrono is seen flying with a trail of nosebleed)


Tagline: "The Ultimate Attack of the Aces"

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Thanks mi'lord! Btw, I first called it "Bride of Erio Mondial", but then realized that by dropping the 'B' it sounds a lot better. I also left out from the 300 horde fight bit that "the other mages were in various stages of Barrier Jacket rippage"