2011-09-26, 21:38
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#2079
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I crack you up
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 30
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Spoiler for Infection 2 bits:
Can’t get a break
Two days had passed since Kihara S. Kamiko became a regular at A Certain High School.
Saying it hadn’t been tedious and nerve-racking to keep up the act was a gross understatement.
But soon, everything would fall in place and the evil plan would come to fruition.
At least now, in his dark lab of manliness deep underground, he could rest.
There wouldn’t be any annoying characters to—
“Onii-chan, I’m bored. Play with me.”
Kamiko face-faulted that very instant.
Basement Dweller
“Nayuta, you damn brat! What did I tell you about barging into my evil lair without my permission!-?”
Faced with her cousin’s snarls, the blonde pigtailed twelve-year-old sighed.
“Honestly Onii-chan, you’re turning into some sort of recluse.”
Kamiko huffed.
“I’m not a recluse. I’ve been… doing things.”
The young teen mumbled and turned away.
Nayuta frowned, unaware of her cousin’s secret identity.
She stared for a few seconds before understanding.
In her mind, she said clearly,
He even developed that kind of addiction, hasn’t he…!
Not so different
Nayuta stood firm and pointed to her feet.
“Bend over and give me a piggyback ride!”
Kamiko sneered with an arrogant pose.
“Bug off.”
“Gimme gimme gimme!”
“No.”
“YES!”
“NO, YOU SHITTY BRAT!”
The two went face-to-face, their noses wrinkled.
Then…
“Sniff…”
Nayuta’s eyes dampened; she trembled and hugged her own shoulders.
“O-Onii-chan doesn’t’ care about his N-N-Nayuta-chan that cares for him so much… Bawww…”
“FINE!”
Kamiko shot to his knees and puffed his cheeks.
…
In a certain apartment, in District 7…
“‘Misaka wants to get a piggyback ride!’ says Misaka says Misaka as she tugs at you sleeve!”
“Bug off, I’m sleeping...”
History repeats itself, as they say.
Obligatory gag
After twenty minutes of being used as a makeshift pony, Kamiko collapsed in exhaustion.
Satisfied, Nayuta asked,
“I’m thirsty... Oh, that’s this?”
Her eyes gawked at a human-sized refrigerator the corner.
It seemed to have a heavenly glow to it, as if brand new.
“Don’t mind mind me, I’ll take something from—”
“NOOOO~! YOU MUSTN’T~!”
Kamiko threw himself between the fridge and Nayuta, blocking the way.
“Why not? It’s just a—”
“IT’S DEFINITELY NOT FOR A LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU~!”
With dubious eyes, Nayuta gazed at her cousin.
“Um, okay—”
“DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE A CRAZY PERSON~! THAT FRIDGE-KUN IS OFF-LIMITS~!”
“But why—”
“Look, you don’t open this fridge under any circumstances. Ever.”
Kamiko grasped her hand and dragged her away, adding,
“Let’s go to a café or something.”
As she was dragged away and stared at the mystic Fridge-kun that was calling out to her, an epiphany hit her.
Don’t tell me that he uses a refrigerator to store his perverted books…!
Ten bucks to whoever guesses what the S stands for in Kihara S. Kamiko (think epic WTF crack for the answer).
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The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.
Believer of the Great Sumeragi.
One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth.
"Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.
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