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We're Back
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Redgrave City
Age: 35
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Originally Posted by Skane
If there is one thing that stories from Japan taught me... it is that nobody should ever discount the butterflies.  They could, after all, be Dragon-Butterflies! 
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I learnt that lesson from the terrifying Fatal Frame II experience...
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Originally Posted by Nightengale
What a riot that would be if it turned out to be nothing more than a joke. 
Spoiler for since I suck at witty humour:
Priest: Would you, *insert witty tribal name with rank* take *insert wife's name(S)* as your shelter, as ones who you will treasure and love equally for all eternity?
Warlord: I do.
Caro:I...I...
*Elio crashes down on the wedding*
Elio: Caro!
Caro: Elio..kun. What are you doing...here?
Elio: Isn't it obvious!? I'm here to stop this foolish wedlock.
Caro: Why?
Elio: Because I...I... You don't even love that guy! I' know that much!
Warlord: It's you...If I recall, you're that boy from Commander Yagami's division. Is this TSAB's declaration of war against the tribal union, boy?
Elio: No...I am here for myself. My friends and others have nothing to do with this. I am here because I want to protect someone important to me. And I will take Caro back with me, even if it means defeating you!
Strada: Something you are not capable of doing, Sir.
Elio: Don't spoil the mood, Strada.
Warlord: Interesting. So Caro is that important to you? Are you saying you are capable of making her happy? Are you saying that for her sake, you'd be willing to take my place and grant her happiness? A brat like you?
Elio:...Yes. I do.
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Chrono: I could get court-martialed for this.
Hayate: Mah, let's not fret too much over the details.
Chrono: You're awfully calm, it's scary.
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Warlord:....Pfft....Congratulations. You pass.
Elio: Eh?
*Warlord reveals himself to be Yuuno, and Priest as Carim*
Elio/Caro: Eh...EH...EHH!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Carim: Under the vows of Scryan law and Velkan lock, I proclaim Elio and Caro, husband and wife.
Elio: Wait! Wait! Wait! What is the meaning of this? I thought, Caro was, getting forced, wait it's Yuuno-san, what not, Carim-nee, urgh...
Carim: Well, you see, Hayate was getting, well impatient at the "progress" of "certain things" especially seeing how "fast" it started out, and she kinda asked Yuuno-kun and me here a little favour, and it was just too hard to say "no".
Yuuno: Sorry, Elio, I tried to help...
Carim: Anyway, screw the details, you may kiss your bride.
Caro: *blushes*
Elio: Wait! I'm not ready for this!
Strada: It's simple, Sir. Do it like it CPR practice.
Elio: SHUT UP!
Strada: Very well, Sir. ACCELERATION!
Elio: WARGH!!! *crashes into Caro...you know the rest*
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*looking from Claudia's bridge*
Chrono: Do you have any IDEA how many things I'll have to go through to apologize for PERSONAL UNAUTHORIZED MISUSE of TSAB Property?
Hayate: Well, you won't get court-martialed, so at least it wasn't the worst case scenario.
Chrono: That's not the point... Know a little restraint, will you? This is not just a little too much for a joke, you know.
Hayate: There's a saying, "if you want to do something, do it ALL THE WAY."
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I don't know why you would say so, but you have a great sense of humor! I especially love your way of wording things! They come off naturally 
Though that story would be too much of an anti-climax
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Originally Posted by Kha
*applause*
And I thought of a trailer based on that!
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Haha, I wrote those points and designed them to be trailer material, but I didn't know how to piece together one
I give you, one Konata-class 'Good Job!' pose! Which you could trade for one Hayate-class 'Good Job!' pose!
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