[Mr.Kyon]

Small thing I wrote. Last Order and Accel getting trolled by Worst.

Spoiler for Breasts...:

“…Breasts…” Last Order muttered. She ran her hands over her flat chest and shrunk into a depressed state

“Hey, don’t mop on the floor like that, you’ll get cold.”

Last Order remained quiet as she revelled in her A-Cup Angst. It was a rather depressing sight.

Let’s go back fifteen minutes earlier…

“Ah, this Misaka will go take a nice, warm bath. Anybody wants in?”

Worst seemed to suggest something when she looked and winked at Accelerator.

‘Why the hell are you looking at me, you sexual harasser!’ he thought, but held it in.

“Misaka Misaka wants to take a bath too!” Last Order said, jumping up and down.

With a smug look, Worst looked down on her and crossed her arms over her ample chest.

“Ah, but if Misaka baths you, you’ll throw a tantrum like a naughty kid because of your insecurities!”

Accelerator finished recalling and sighed, shooting a glare at a pleased Worst.

She had no idea how this situation would backfire in a few moments. Accelerator was going to teach her a lesson in humility.

“You’re just a kid, you shouldn’t think about ridiculous things like that.”

Accelerator tried his best not to sound caring, but just annoyed at the situation.

“‘But how can Misaka be carefree when this sister parades around with such assets!’ Misaka points at the cause of her distress as Misaka sheds tears!”

“Ah, so jealous~ It’s too bad you’ll never get them so nicely-shaped like mine, since we were grown using different procedures and hormones!”

“Actually…” Accelerator interjected. “You’re wrong.”

“Huh?” Worst was genuinely intrigued.

“I’ve gotten glomped by the mother of the original once, and she told me while drunk that she is 91 centimetres in size.”

Last Order brightened up upon hearing that, though Worst upon hearing of a drunk mother clinging to Accelerator was about to crack a joke.

But Accelerator gave the punchline before she could proceed.

“Considering Last Order’s cloning process is closer to the original that you, she’ll end up with the bigger bust. Yoshikawa told me this.”

STAB! STAB! STAB! Multiple imaginary blades pierce Misaka Worst’s womanly pride at that moment

“‘R-Really? Do you swear this is true?’ Misaka asks as Misaka gives your puppy eyes.”

“Yes,” Accelerator deadpanned.

“‘Yay!’ Misaka Misaka rejoices.”

Misaka Worst now looked positively defeated.

Then she spoke in a low voice.

“I see… You’re one of these future-planner types of lolicon...”

She then emerged from her frown, her eyes lit up with a fiery determination.

“WITH THAT CROOKED PLAN OF YOURS, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE WONDERS OF A LITTLE GIRL’S BODY WHILE ASSURING YOURSELF A GORGEOUS WIFE IN THE FUTURE!” she affirmed that as the truth.

The strongest of Academy City squinted his eyes.

“What the hell are you talking abo-”

“How could you lie to Misaka Misaka like that…”

Last Order now looked sad, then exploded and gave weak, repetitive punches to her guardian.

“‘Dirty Dirty!’ Misaka says as Misaka expresses her disgust!”

In a moment, the situation was reversed. Worst had used the blows Accelerator’s gave her and used that force against him like in Judo.

Worst retained the crown of the [Queen of Trolling].