... I don't think reverse psychologically is going to work on us ... we are not afraid of the challenge we just don't want to do it. Noone wants to sit there and layer something for hours :/ for it to come out looking worse than a simple edit ... go in the fanart forums and check the thread me and silentpixel post in. None of that stuff would look any good without some sort of a theme.
And another thing ... your request doesn't make much sense because you want the sig to be made from scratch ... yet you want it to fit perfectly with your avatar ... which btw is an edit. So ... ?
Find a picture of an elfscout ... or elflord and I'll give it a try ...