A Two and a Half Women moment...3
I love you, mom....not!
By: Alavon
After going over Fate's bills for the twentieth time that morning to make sure what she saw was right and paying them accordingly (how can she spend $8,000 in one week on sex and booze!?), Nanoha Takamachi yawned and stretched, happy to escape Fate's bondage of irresponsibility.
"Oh, this feels GOOD!" she said and at that moment, the doorbell rang.
She spoke too soon...
"Who could that be?" wondered Nanoha, standing up from the chair. After almost tripping over Vivio's skateboard (Fate bought it for her much to Nanoha's dismay), she arrived at the door. She said a silent prayer (She never knew what kind of piss off husband or wife would do to her if she opened the door...) and very, very slowly opened the door.
God did not answer her prayer.
"Fate! Death is here to collect our souls!"
"Hi, mom!" came Fate's voice from upstairs.
“Love you, too,” muttered Precia, rolling her eyes.