I'll post more later since I'm at work (can only do so much with a smartphone), but in summary:
Batshit writer confirmed.
I almost lost it 3 times when I was jokingly thinking of outrageous theories about her and the reasons why she wrote in the way she does, and in turns out most of them were right!
Wait ... I'm supposed to on strike regarding this writer. *insert half-ass rant here*.