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Dhomochevsky · 2013-12-13, 12:12

Your list of anime diseases is very uncomplete.

Let me help you:
1.) zombie-ism - infected by getting bitten by a zombie, or by getting resurrected by a kuudere mage
2.) vampirism - infected by getting bitten by a vampire, or through some techno-magical experiment
3.) metal-syndrome - turned to metal by tree of genesis
4.) laughing man malware - infected through wireless access
5.) sexual zombie-ism - quite similiar to traditional zombie-ism, but only happens in hentai
6.) coma - afflicted after dying in a VR-MMORPG
7.) chuunibyou - psychological disease caused by raging hormones
8.) crystallization - vector yet unknown, 'guilty crown' phenomen needs further observation
9.) the heat - afflicts catgirls, dog-girls and other females trending the furry line during fanservice episodes
10.) wild mutation - apparently caused by skin contact with some kind of crystal, reversible

And that's just off the top of my head.

Oh and by the way, the high rate of children in anime, whose parents are dead, so they are living alone, must have some cause.
We can blame about 50% of those to accidents involving cars and planes.
But the rest are more of a mystery and may hint to a great anime desease going on in the background, reaping mainly parents of main characters.

2013-12-13, 12:12	Link #10
Dhomochevsky temporary safeguard Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany	Your list of anime diseases is very uncomplete. Let me help you: 1.) zombie-ism - infected by getting bitten by a zombie, or by getting resurrected by a kuudere mage 2.) vampirism - infected by getting bitten by a vampire, or through some techno-magical experiment 3.) metal-syndrome - turned to metal by tree of genesis 4.) laughing man malware - infected through wireless access 5.) sexual zombie-ism - quite similiar to traditional zombie-ism, but only happens in hentai 6.) coma - afflicted after dying in a VR-MMORPG 7.) chuunibyou - psychological disease caused by raging hormones 8.) crystallization - vector yet unknown, 'guilty crown' phenomen needs further observation 9.) the heat - afflicts catgirls, dog-girls and other females trending the furry line during fanservice episodes 10.) wild mutation - apparently caused by skin contact with some kind of crystal, reversible And that's just off the top of my head. Oh and by the way, the high rate of children in anime, whose parents are dead, so they are living alone, must have some cause. We can blame about 50% of those to accidents involving cars and planes. But the rest are more of a mystery and may hint to a great anime desease going on in the background, reaping mainly parents of main characters. Last edited by Dhomochevsky; 2013-12-13 at 12:29.