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Originally Posted by gibits

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Itachi didn't kill Sasuke because of some overly complicated conspiracy involving angels, demons and anal probing aliens. He had to do that because that was the only way Sasuke would gain the ultimate sharingan: super-mega-autistic-stare-of-death-Sharingan level 5. This will make him immune to, hellfire, holy light and sodomy, and make him a living. See God made the Uchiha clan to breed his avatar but Uchiha got seduced by some mudblood, and lost his super-mega-autistic-stare-of death-Sharingan level 5 and got more and more dilute with each generation.

That's the big secret that was in Sasuke's flashback when he was fighting Naruto. In that basement basically outlines why it soooo important that Sasuke gains the super-mega-autistic-stare-of death-Sharingan level 5. After reading that Sasuke, despite just surviving his family's massacre, comes to understanding of his bro. I think he said: "oh so that's why....". If you thought it sounded out of place, well now you know.

Is that you Kishimoto?