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Originally Posted by Lord Raiden
I was more pointing out the contradictions and oxymorons of the show compared with reality.
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Well, If your going to compare shit with reality, Lets go all the way
Boogers don't explode
Air can't be blown into a gun and fired
Men can't sweat wax
Men can't stretch
Men can't break into 100 pieces and go back together
Men can't turn into smoke
Men can't turn into sand
Men can't set their body on fire without protection and suffer no damage
Men can't cut a ship in half with a sword
Men can't turn into birds
Men can't swing 50 ton baseball bats
Men can't have guns in their hair
Men can't live inside a treasure box
Men can't be part fish
Women can't turn into moles
Women can't grow hands and arms everywhere
Woman can't hift their weight from 1kg to 10,000kg
Women can't control people with paint
Animals can't talk
Ducks don't get that big
Ducks are not ridable.
Surely not a complete list, hwoever, Its a good start. Afterall, none of this shit can happen in real life.