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Old 2009-12-12, 01:09   Link #2050
CrowKenobi
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Everybody keeps demanding a second season, but we also need to demand that the current production staff keep their grubby fanfictiony hands off of it!

Anyway, tvtropes strikes again:

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  • Idiot Hero: Natsuru, if your Tsundere Dark Action Girl sidekick calls your Shallow Love Interest a "thieving slut", it's time to have a heart to heart with your sidekick, not defend the love interest.
    • Natsuru, if your Kuudere Lady Of War Friendly Enemy uses the word "date" ten times in as many minutes, you're on a date and it's time to at least try to fake having a good time rather than mope about the other girl.
    • Natsuru, if your shallow love interest is all over you all the time and even wants to sneaks under the shower with you, you do her—no matter what gender you happen to be; let her take the lead if you don't know the mechanics. If your tsundere love interest openly express her interest in you, and does as much as lie on your bed ready to let you fuck her, you do that to her too. If your unlucky childhood friend is wearing nothing but an apron and cooks you a meal when you wake up, it means she wants you as well, and you should do her too. And if all the schoolgirl lesbians of the neighboring school want to have sex with your female version, have a ball!
    • Natsuru, if you suddenly wake up and you found yourself kneeling over your Kuudere Lady Of War Friendly Enemy with your hand on her breast, and she's obviously aroused, either you do her or stand up and ask her why the hell you're there and make her realize that you were under mind control. NOT JUST STAYING THERE AND SAYING YOUR LOVE INTEREST SENT YOU TO FUCK HER LIKE THE GIGANTIC MORON YOU ARE.
    • Natsuru, if three girls are already convincing you to actually have a foursome with you, you DON'T THINK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THE MOON IS.
      • His mind is probably just broken at that point.
    • Natsuru... your stupidity is a living, breathing organism. And each episode is a growth spurt.
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