You know you watched way too much anime, when...
# You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "It's a gundam!"
# You see a cat on the street and ask him to take you to his kingdom.
# You want your very own giant robot.
# You want to have a dragon as a pet.
# You think monsters are cute.
# You think that everyone around you is evil because nobody has huge eyes.
# You obsess over girls with green or purple hair
# You think everyone should have super powers.
# You can argue for days on end over anything anime related.
# You spend the majority of your paycheck on anime
# You own a body pillow
# Your bedroom walls are covered in anime posters
# You convert your car into a transforming robot
# Your car *IS* a transforming robot.
# You wear the title "Otaku" with pride.
# You know what an "Otaku" is.
# You can sing the opening and ending songs to every anime you've ever watched!
# Your neighbor is a flying pig.
# You call people "baka" when they do something stupid
# You post on the ASuki forums every single day without exception
# You see something cute and say "aww... kawai desu-yo"
# You make "yakusoku" with as many girls as you can
# You immediately remember that might actually be a bad idea
# when you think the idea of outrunning a sport's car with your bicycle isn't a bad idea at all.
# when you think every church organization that exists in the world is actually a military organization in disguise.
# when you nosebleed everytime you're exposed with outrageous scene.
# when you gain 15 kg and you can't go workout because you're too busy watching anime
# When you start trying to use telekinetic powers...
# When you get pissed off because it isn’t working.
# You start having a sailor uniform fetish
# you say -chan or -sama after stating a name
# you use a japanese phrase in every sentence
# you own nothing but eva, gundam, kenshin, etc. shirts
# you always walk around carrying a manga
# you dream of living in japan and going to school in japan
# you wish you were japanese
# When you don't think it's possible to watch too much anime... ever
# When you listen to nothing but J-Pop.
# When you get annoyed that nobody else around you likes catgirls
# When you start teaching everyone around you Japanese because someday it'll be your sole language
# When you can successfully point out all the "parodies" in Kannazuki no Miko (guess who we're talking about here, guys!)
# When you go do your round of anime-blog checking, you've actually watched every single episode of what they juts blogged... and earlier. Raws.
# You start saying "Itaaatatata" when you hit something or "Attatataa" when you get burned.
# You also UNCONSCIOUSLY say "chotto", "ne" and "demo" and so on. Even with non-anime-fans.
# You can't for the life of you remember the lyrics of your favourite English songs but sure as hell can remember the lyrics of your favourite ANime OPs and EDs because you saw the karaoke so many times.
# when you start buying 100 dollar 1/6 size figurine model, and drool at it for hours and hours.
# When you're out with friends and all you think about is if your bt is finish, and the anxiety is killing you to find out what happens in the next ep. OR you've forgotten to dl before you went out and you're kicking yourself for the time being wasted all nite
# Having over 30 gigabytes of Anime on your hard drive for easy viewing pleasure
# you begin to think that a raping in Japan is just a friendly way to say hello.
# You say "NO!" like Pedro from Excle Saga. (I do that sometimes.)
# You think you're best friend is really your magical girl rival. (See Pretty Sammy TV for more details.)
# You end your sentences with nyo nyo, and it bothers your friends, nyo. It's really repeatitive, nyo. You want me to shut up now, nyo. (See Digi-Charat for more information, nyo.)
# You think you're a ninja like Naruto and follow the way of the Narutard.
# After getting hit by a girl in a Vespa you think robots will start coming out of your head. (See FLCL)
# When you complain about the Cardcaptors dub. (Wait... you don't need to be an anime fan to do that. )
# You believe that you can punch someone into the wall and they will be just fine. (Too many anime do this.)
# When you start saying stuff that is improper to the English language itself (ie. Using Engrish.)
# When you throw a ball and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!" or use a different Pokemon instead of Pikachu.
# When you play Yu-Gi-Oh! like the people on the show (it's a new level or Dorkdom.)
# When you make a manga of your own.
# You have a fetish for an anime charater (like treating him/her like their your God and they have power over your soul).
# You listen to anime music than any other kind of music.
# You believe by having 7 balls each with a diferent number of starts, you can get a wish granted by a Dragon (Like in Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT.)
# When you see Shimigami and they tell you that you will die in a year. (Full Moon wo Sagashite)
# When you think your five teachers will become your "mamas" (Happy Lesson, anyone?)
# You think you will be the hero of our planet just because you have spiky hair. (Too many frikkin' examples. Just choose one for yourself.)
# You not only cosplay as a catgirl, but you think you are a catgirl and you will end your sentences with "nya", nya. You're cute looking nya. Also sometimes you don't end your sentences with "nya", nya. That's only during serious situations, nya. (Many anime do this, nya. Find one for yourself, nya.)
# You become a maniac and nam yourself Violence Jack. Violence because you're violent, and Jack because you have a jack knife. (Found in Violence Jack.)
# You think you're Astro Boy and you try to fly by jumping off a building while playing the Astro Boy theme song.
# You follow the seeming logic of AzuDai. The bigger your boobs, the more athletic you are (I'm sorry, but if you've read it a lot like me you're bound to notice that.) Not applied to teachers. (see Azumanga Daioh.)
# You wish you had Sakua as a sister. (Cardcaptors Sakura.)
# You angst over a fancomic you've made.
# When you watch anime in Japanese without using subtitles on your first time watching the episode.
# You find yourself drawing nothing but chibis (you can't even write words anymore.)
# You watch a 48 hour marathon of anime.
# You know you've watched too much anime if you can make a list of 25 things that prove that you've watched too much anime...
# When you ask your friend to shoot at you with a machine gun convinced that you can dodge them all like vash the stampede
# When you randomly eat snow to prevent those pesky ninja's from seeing your breath (Kenshin OVA).
# When you throw a pan and hit your friend in the face thinking that he will stand right back up and call you a Baka.
# You know you've watched too much anime when, you've learned how to speak fluent japanese by only watching anime.
# You create a list of Latinistic words and phrases that can be used as translations of anime-related words: Vocābula Animeāna et Mangāna. (
http://www.absoludicrous.net/antares7/latin/vaem.html)
# You would like to meet a shy anime girl who says "Ano..." while she has nystagmus animeanus.
# You start picking out where in Japan you want to live without ever visiting there.
# You try to get citizenship in Japan.
# You name your new cat Ryo-Oki
# You scream "Inu-baka!" at your dog every time he messes up. (neko-baka would apply to cats)
# You die your hair green, purple, red, or some other weird color.
# You think you can control wind, gravity, lightning, or some other elemental power.
# You walk around asking everyone you meet if they speak Japanese. (Nihongo ga wakarimas ka?)
# You have more money invested in anime and manga than everything else you own combined. (I'm guilty of this one)
# You have more cosplay outfits than cloths.
# Your cosplay outfits *ARE* your cloths. o_0
# You think you're a ninja in disguise.
# you practice hand seals every day...
# you know all the hand seals and corresponding techniques...
# you use the hand seals in real life ...
# You name your dog "Menchi" and you say she's you emergancy food supply.
# You decide you don't want to be just a cosplayer, but the actual character from an anime itself.
# Your whole porno collection is made up of naked anime characters.
# You memorized all the lines in any anime.
# Your avatars are all anime related. (doesn't apply if you used an non-anime avatar at least once.)
# You shout out "[Your name] PUNCH!" everytime you hit someone.
# You're fired from work because all you do is watch anime.
# You try to make a manga version of an anime that has no manga.
# You make anime dubs of your own.
# You buy all your anime and refuse to download anime ever.
# You burn DVDs of anime fansubs after they're licenced, you illegal anime hoarding bastard.
# You glue cat ears to your asain girlfriends head.
# You can only speak with anime quotes.
# You get the highest grade on your Japanese test due to overexposure to anime.
# You wear a few jackets underneath to hide yourself when you buy hentai anime.
# You bother to look up your favorite voice actor/actress in anime and memorize his/her whole life story.
# You tend to shout "BIG O. SHOWTIME!" whenever you see a monster truck and then try to beat the crap out of it.
# You join about 4 forums dedicated to anime.
# You make a forum dedicated to anime.
# You make shrines deicate to your favorite anime character.
# You think you can get bazookas at your local gunshop.
# You get a bazooka from your local gunshop.
# You make a fanfic about an anime that's actually accurate! (Hahaha..... Not going to happen.)
# You decide to join in a burn a Pikachu doll.
# You've seen over 320 anime in total. (extremely rare)
# You think after do 500 pull-ups, 500 push-ups, 1000 leg kicks, and 1000 jumping jacks you will be able to travel at the speed of light (if you do that daily.)
# You know you watch too much anime when..............YOU DRIVE 50-70 Miles both ways to buy your favorite anime and you do it on the very first day it is released.
# You have Fujiware Tofu Shop decal on your car
# You carry a stereo to play your theme song
# You play your theme song at school when you arrive to class
# You saw a doctor about your nose because it didn't bleed when you saw panties
# you start dressing in salior suits
# you start to unconsously get yourself into certain "situations" (thinks of Chobbits and this ugly beautful world)
# is the girl that gets into those "situations"
# have plastic surgery to make u look more asian or anime like
# think of marrying an asian for a visa and asian kids
# think u should be start wearing thigh high socks cause u think its the major fashion of today
# You've watched too much anime when you create a religion based around a god/goddess of anime.
# Also when you become convinced that life is in fact an anime series, and there are a buch of sick freaks watching you, typing meaningless posts at some forum, over-analysing your every action and posting vs threads involving you and goku...
# You can't draw people unless they're in japanese school uniform (girls must have sailor collars or you can't draw them at all!)
# (If you're a guy) When you see a hot girl and if you don't nosebleed, you start going "Moe~"
# You actually say a-han~ and wa-ha~ and sort of things (with the tilde) in real life. A lot.
# Whenever you DO hear someone speaking Japanese you try to hang around them as much as possible to see if you can understand them and almost feel tempted to jump in and say.... various... things.
# You chuck your gundam model and shout "Tobai! Gundam!"
# You start dressing in a salor uniform instead of the catholic one to go clubbing.
# You can speak japanese almost perfectly. . . in phrases. You have no idea what words you spoke, but you know what the sentance means.
# You can identify over 5 voice actors actresses, yet cannot identify any of the people in posters your friends own. . . unless they are anime posters.
# When due to some honest accedent you see / touch a girl innapropriately you just wait for the incomming mass ammount of pain. . . Note you do not do any thing to aliviate the situation, staying perfectly in place waiting for any and all girls involved to beat the hell out of you and most likly tie you up afterward.
# You can identify over 40 japanese high school uniforms that do not actualy exist. . . and name characters who wore them. . . and which episodes.
# Every time you hear a car crash you instantly assume the giant robot's have started invading / defending earth.
# You have designed a giant robot and your just waiting for the USMC/JSDF contract to go through to start production
# You computer was confinscated by ADV pending possible leagle action.
# You start ignoring every girl that likes you and falling for every girl that treats you like crap. Especialy if you tend to violently express thier dislike of you.
# You kids ask if they can go do homework or chores, as oposed to watching "cartoons" with you again.
# You try to kamaya-maya your neighbor's dog.
# You think your neighbor's dog is a human in disguise (and vice versa for the owner)
# You try to seal random animals in your body in hopes of gaining super powers.
# You own a sea going battleship converted for space flight.
# You try to banish your teacher "to that other realm" every time she gives you homework because you think she's evil incarnate.
# You think hentai thoughts all day long (well, you don't need to watch anime to do this.
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# You think that you have hidden powers and just haven't figured out how to unleash them yet.
# You expect o have a commercial during your life where evryone's a cute and huggable chibi. ^^
# You say after beating up a bully at your school, "Love and Peace! Love and Peace!" (Trigun)
# You defy all the laws of gravity everyday.
# You walk around with a sign saying, "Anime is sex!"
# You wear a grossly undersized "Hello Kitty" T-Shirt.
# You have the ability to make 5 word puns in a span of 7 seconds.
# You see a red star on someone's neck and think they are going to blow up.
# You think the Budwiser logo symbolizies that the brewing company is part of the Red Ribbon Army. (Dragonball
# You throw something up into the air and go "bang....." as if you were shooting it. (Cowboy Bebop)
# You know the age of Lord Zirconia from Sailor Moon Super S (If you know her age please tell me.)
# You've been given three extensions for homework, but you prefer to spend your time watching anime, or checking forums MINDLESSLY.
# You have a lot of project-work and only your work is not done but you say heck to it all and spend an ENTIRE free day watching anime.
# You stop listening to any other kind of music unless it's from an anime.
# You are so addicted to anime you'll watch even the worst anime and still think it's better than other types of media.
# As soon as you finish work or school you never hang around to talk with your friends or engage in some other activity. You always rush home to either catch a show at a certain time, or watch as much anime as possible. -The only other thing you do is to rush to stores to buy anime-related material.
# If you are a student, you have completely alienated yourself from the rest of the class and everything that goes on in school. You only read manga or doodle anime characters all over everything during lesssons; you've retired from all leadership positions either because you want more time to watch anime or because you got so addicted to it you neglected your duties; you only contribute to something if it has some relationship to what you've watched (e.g. You will only listen during a lesson on the French Revolution because you recently watched Rose of Versailles)
# The only fiction you read is manga and fanfics.
# You ARE the person who reports the latest and knows every last bit of gossip, let alone official news, of anime, but you don't know what's going on in your own country, let alone in the world.
# If someone asks you to sing a song from your childhood memories you can't remember them anymore. You only have anime songs stuck in your head.
# You start making wanted posters of yourself with a rediculous reward amount in Bellie instead of Dollars/Yen/Euro, etc
# You think that every sword is endowed with super powers.
# You buy your own school uniform even though you're way too old to be wearing one.
# You raid the anime store in your city more than twice a week looking for new stuff.
# You spend over half your paycheck each week on anime.
# you come back and read this again to see what everyone one else has wrote.
# You think you can use dollar bills as a sword. (Read Or Die)
# You've read the manga and watched the OAVs of What's Michael?
# You know all the Gundam series and when the anime came out in order by heart.
# You realize that Wedding Peac is like Sailor Moon, but the big difference is that Wedding Peach sucks.
# You try to make up Japanese slang words of your own then trademark the word and everytime it's used in an anime you get royalties.
# when everything you do (especially at work) has a cool sounding name to go with it
# when you actually shout out those name while doing them "arcane dragon fax using technique!!!! "
# when you answer every question by saying "ano ...." first
# when hot looking naked girls make you run for your life (elfen lied anyone )
# when you want to marry Rei Ayanami
# and actually go over to city hall to ask if this is possible ...
# when your house has a parking spot reserved for mecha's
# when you think children are just adults in their chibi forms
# Your hate american cartoons and fake anime made in europe or us
# You hate american superheros
# You thing batman, superman, spiderman as lame costumes
# You thing that all american movies and cartoons as been ripped off from anime
# You have a carrier in animation or gamemaking
# You buy so much anime and manga locally that the store owners and employees who handle sales all know you by name, and they call you when new shipments arrive. Then you dream of one day seeing your face pictured on a poster in each store that will announce what an important customer you are. [Yomiko Readman, ROD]
# You get a Sunday newspaper every week just to browse the sales flyers looking for bargains on more CDR and DVDR disks to hold all the anime you download.
# The only positive benefit you can think of for having cable tv service is making it possible to download anime with a broadband cable connection.
# You play Neko Mimi Mode on the car stereo with the volume cranked up and the windows rolled down...and can't figure out why other drivers give you strange looks or try to avoid being near you in congested traffic.
# You try to convince the local TV studio to play Anime 24/7 with no advertisements and in original Japanese.
# You greet all of your friends in Japanese. (Ohaiyo Nakama) hehe.
# You call your sublings "Baka Nee-san" or "Baka Nii-san"
# You start speaking japanese on the random.
# Your brain is 95% anime and 5% everything else (Mine is )
# You can go 3 days straight without sleep just watching anime.
# you'd rather replace food with anime.
# Dreaming in anime.
# You wouldn't consider marrying a person who won't at least put up with your anime habit.
# You hold an opinion about Carl Macek.
# Humming the opening to Totoro after reading "Arukou! Arukou, watashi wa genki... "
# You can identify the voice actors in English dubs, even though 99% of the anime you watch is subtitled. (Oh gawd, I hate those actors showing up over and over again. Don't get me started. )
# You say "don't get me started" when someone (including yourself) brings up a personal bugaboo about anime.
# when you are not japanese and u sign up for jap class
# when ur cable company calls you up and tells you that you have used up the max bandwidth for this month
# when you start dreaming about anime girls in mini skirts when you are asleep
# you cry when it ends
# when you are not japanese and u sign up for jap class...and you tell the japanese class teacher that you registered for the class for the sake of shoujo anime.^^
# when you measure storage in terabytes
# You believe Bittorrent was created* for anime and ONLY anime...
# When you make anime music cd's for ur self
# When you would pay anything just to get a better connection so you can download a higher dosage of anime...
# You call you brother "Onii-chan~" and he replys with "Rennnna!"
# Your ISP calls you and speaks in Japanese
# Your local anime store knows more about you then your family
# You look at a Sony Aibo and think ZAFT is envading
# You make a Stepmania file of an anime song non-stop that's 5 minutes long and you spend 2 hours working on it.
# Keep your eyes tightly closed while talking to someone.
# Keep your eyes tightly closed, bending your head at a 45 degree angle while smiling at someone.
# Do the above while saying "Ne" or "Uh-Huh" in a "kawaii" voice.
# Actually perform a "power up" grimace/gesture/pose before taking a serious/determined action.
# Want to go to Japan, expecting real Japanese people to exhibit some of the more esoteric Anime-specific mannerisms
# (If male) Are dissapointed real women aren't so "fan-servicey"/"bouncy".
# Spin round in a circle, putting on different poses when "powering up" or gaining determination.
# Put on a stupid pose after announcing your presence.
# (When facing away from someone), turn your head over a shoulder and say something with a mean/cool face.
# Slip Japanese honorifics (e.g. -san, -kun) into normal English conversation with English speakers.
# Slip Japanese words into normal English language conversation with English speakers.
# Actually tried to perform an impractical, animesque fighting move (e.g SHORYUKEN!)
# You wish everyday that your school/collage/work-place was a "Japanophile" paridise.
# You make a church/temple/mosque to worship an anime character
# You are head priest/pastor/monk
# You watch Ikkitousen for the story
# You have memorised entire series, word by word, place by place, character by character
# You see gigantic floating monsters and robots fighting over your house and think that it is 'normal' (Evangelion)
# You only have anime songs on your I-pod or MP3 player
# Your girlfriend can hit you about 50 feet in the air (Love Hina)
# Your girlfriend always has a HUGE mallet hidden somewhere in her clothes and it does not show (Various Series)
# You work at every anime selling shop in town for anime series
# You OWN the shops
# You turn into a cat when you come into contact with cold water and change back with hot water (Ranma 1/2)
This I am guilty of: Doing various hand signs without hesitating or slowing down, then screaming the name of the jutsu I am supposed to do
# You have a 40% share in Animax
# You are the CEO of Animax
# You write a script of a new installment of anime and send it to Japan
# You have homemade anime on your hard drive
# You are related to an anime director
# Your normal porn collection pales in comparison to your hentai collection.
# Prefer watching anime than being with people...then realize that you're slowly turning into a hikikomori with an unhealthy interest in robot girls anime/manga series, particularly this one show about persocons...and find your raison d'etre/goal in life being dictated by an idea from anime...by aiming to get a BS in Computer Engineering with the sole purpose of creating that ideal "robot girl"...
# If you watched a certain english tv channel and start hearing it in Japanese. (in my case, it was Nickelodeon )
# If you're currently waiting for your chance to warp to another dimension.
# If you're not afraid to die knowing that someone can revive you using the dragon balls.
# If you explain a certain hard to distinguish anime/manga is shoujo/shounen using more than 5 paragraphs.
# If you talk with your anime figures on a regular basis.
# Being able to say "What?" (or its equivalent) in Japanese at least five different ways.
# Using any or all of them on unsuspecting people. ("There's a dent in your rear fender!" "NANDATO?!")
# If you saw someone fall 50 feet onto his head and then lie there in a pool of his own blood, you would not be alarmed. You would simply run over and breathlessly ask, "Daijobu?!"
# You end up going to 2ch through interest of anime and like wasting your time looking at... AA BOARDS
# When you spend 3 hours working on a 10-minute anime song in Stepmania. (I have)
# You want half-naked slave girls doing eveything you desire (I want, but I'll never. Damn you reality! You win this time.)
# You can point out references to other manga in an anime/manga and the blink of an eye.
# You spend hours looking for an anime opening/ending mp3.
# You become dissappointed when you fail to find good hentai and find some of the greatest porn site son the net...and you don't give damn about any of them.
# You decide to get your friends and watch an anime DVD dub and play Mystery Science Theature 3000 and record yourselves while doing so.
# You squaled with delight when Happy Material made it in the top three songs on some Japanese songlist.
# You got pissed off and bitched like a little girl because they only meantion it for less than 30 seconds.
# You buy the FLCL soundtrack only to find out that only the music was good in the series and everything else sucked out in FLCL.
# You get a high-speed internet connection just to download anime Bit-torrent files (I'm still on dial-up, but I want the Beatmania IIDX videos to download faster, not anime series since it goes against what I stand for as an anime fan.)
# You become a moderator on the AnimeSuki forums or any other anime forums.
# When you can speak Japanese( or at least understand a Japanese conversation), but cant write a damn word in Japanese.
# When you believe a certain old car can beat any other car when racing downhill.
# When you specifically try to find that car and buy it ... )_(
# When you feel sad you cant find that sort of car in your country and start to eat tofu as substitute )_(
# When you can identify which anime Im talking about.... (initial D)
# You post more then once in this post .
# You go into denial phase ... you didnt do half of the thing said in this thread, so (in your mind) you did not watch too much ... YET.
# You believe that Rei is loved by everybody.
# You DONT believe that Rei is lovable.
# You argue the point above
# You GUESSED that you watched too much anime ...
# You ADMITTED that you watched too much anime
# You make fake-a$$ Naruto Ramen meals
# When your eyes bleed from long term radition exposure coming from a safety enhanced flat screen tv.
# When start hurting with random objects to test the reality of anime/human limits
# When bottles of shit, that for a while has been keeping you alive, are starting to decompose and furthermore evolve into intelligent beings(also caused by long term radition eposure)
# When you develop a 25kg grip strength from non stop usage of clicking play and pause
# You know you watched to much anime when people tell you that you are watching to much anime
# When you delete all the full finished series on your computer that you havent seen because you really just cant be bothered anymore...
# You thinks it's only 5pm when it shows it is 5AM
# You daydream that you can build a 1:1 Strike Freedom and a Infinate Justice
# You begin thinking that priestess' with bloodly swords from killing thier loved one's will step out of nowhere and kill themselves in sorrow and guilt.
# You think of random masked Gundam characters when someone mentions Osama Bin Laden
# You start singing theme songs from Gundam Seed Destiny, Melody of Oblivion and Bleach while furiously pounding on a keyboard in the middle of an Cisco lesson of 80 minutes or more.
# You have a shelf (5 meters high) full of anime DVD rips with an original copy and a limited edtion set next it
# You realise that your girlfriend has dumped you and you had no idea for the last 2 months and still don't care.
# You begin thinking camera's can be used as weapons (Kudos to the Speed Grapher anime)
# When walking home you think you're holding a Soul Slayer when you are holding a hockey stick and sling it across your shoulders.
# You get speed capped for going over download limits more than 5 moths in a row.
# You refer to George W Bush as Chairman Dunduall and George Bush as Patrick Zala.
# You start hacking Windows GUI code to implement a full on anime visual style and have a massively over-amplyphied FUMOFFU as you startup sound.
# You start wishing for a 40Gb I-pod so you can carry all your anime music and the complete IVE Girls mp3 collection all at 320kb/s bitrate.
# You realise you hanged Windows due to deletion of the pagefile to download that last episode of Bleach.
# You make your own music videos with a montage of anime footage.
# You've bothered to buy the DDR Animix CDs from the offical site.
# You still think that DBZ is cool.
# You stay inside your house so long watching anime that you forgot what the outside world looks like.
# You've posted in this thread letting people know you have an addiction with DDR/Stepmania and Anime that'll never be cured because you're computer and TV are 20+ feet away from your TV so you can't connect your computer with your PS2/X-Box and you'll piss off everyone on the second floor if you were to satsfy your sick addiction in the living room.
# You read this whole thread.
# You know most of the theme tunes to every series you've seen
# You wish blue was a norma natural hair colour
# every1 tells you that you watch to much anime...
# all you ever draw is anime......
# You have far to much anime related stuff
# You always argue with ppl about how anime is just as good as live action movies
# You've started picking up little smidgens of japanese
# You have your own discount at the local comic shop.
# Amazon.com pays tribute to you on their main page for spending the most $ on DVDs.
# You watch Eiken and think it's liveaction.
# You complain to the department stores for not carrying bras larger then your head.
# You wear a Naruto headband.a
# You have more manga then other reading materials.
# Your deep-freeze is packed with frozen ramen cups.
# You inject idiotic japanese words into your speech, what bakas those are...
# You are caught humming the latest UNDER17 single.
# You dress up as a tentacle demon for Halloween.
# Yout water you hand daily trying to grow Midori.
# You declare each action you do with a catchphrase.
# Your pet is named Pikachu...
# You've kept a checklist of everything that applies to you in this thread.
# Your mom is a fansubber
# When you join the AnimeSuki Forums
# When you daydream all day and night about being a anime character and saving the day
# When you've watched over 50 titles of anime
# When you talk about anime 24/7
# When you think about anime 24/7
# You dream about anime in your sleep
# When you're in your car, you pretend to be in a mecha anime and pretend to make cool mecha sounds while driving
# when u name ur child after an anime (my sons name is goku)
# when ur friends give u a nickname of the anime u look like
# when u can sing the intro and end song of each season of different anime in the original language and ur own native tongue
# when u style ur hair like one of the ppl in the anime
# when u collect everything u can get ur hands on pertaining to anime u watch
# When you've seen about 50 threads with this exact same topic
# When you start making hentai-ish avatars and banners
# When you prefer Tsunade's then Dolly Parton's
# When you want a girlfriend with blue hair
# You are starting to say "baka"...
# You are starting to swear in japanese (Kuso...)
# Your poor cause u spent all your money on mangas and gundam kits
# You think hentai is better than real p0rn !!
# You have anime character bedsheets (I KNOW SOME OF YOU DO !?!) =D
# You occastionaly beat ur brother with a stick when he referes to anime as cartoons u.u
# You start crying at the every sadish scene in every show u watch
# When you accidently delete 40 gigs and think its not alot
# When the first thing you think about when you see a chick with big boobs is if she could cosplay as (insert big boobed anime character name here)
# When you think there are downsides to owning your own harem
# When right arm is signicantly larger then your left and you dont work out at all
# When you could write more then 4 detailed sentences about any particular anime
# When you do own your own pokemon through the miracle of bioengineering
# When you decide that you need gravity defying hair to be cool
# You've watched too much anime when you pay 20 million dollars to go into space, so you can cosplay as Char. (
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/article.php?id=7584)
# When you've had romantic dreams about your favorite characters.
# When you spend more than an hour just to watch thru the whole thread at animesuki and collect almost all of these