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Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf
4) Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field."
5) Golf commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God! What have I just said?"
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I laughed so hard on these.
Thinking on what tone and pitch they would say it makes me laugh even harder.
*feels ashamed of self*