Haruhi (slams desk, causing Kyon to shudder): Hurry up and explain, or do you want to build a coffin for yourself right away, Kyon?
Mikuru:
K...Kyon-kun...best of luck...
Tsuruya: Well, having to describe it so many times......it's too embarassing, nyoro! Right, my darling?
Haruhi: I've already heard that many times! What I want to know is why did you tell us that!?
Tsuruya: Haru-nyan's sure didn't hear me properly...well, why did we declare our relationship......that's because......darling......suddenly kissed me on my......sensitive and embarassing spot......
Kyon:
WHAT!? But it was just the forehead!!!
Tsuruya-san's secret #1: Her sensitive spot is on her forehead
(Haruhi's imagaination, Kyon kisses Tsuruya on her "sensitive" spot, i.e. under her skirt
Kyon: TSU...TSURUYA-SAN!!!
Tsuruya: NYORO!?)
Haruhi: Kyon, I can't believe you'd do such a thing......
Kyon: Your imagination is way too direct! Isn't that way too revealing!?
(Haruhi's
Moving Confession Scene)
Tsuruya: And he proposed to me in that position, nyoro~~
(Kyon: I love you......will you marry me?
Tsuruya: Yes......)
Haruhi: IN THAT POSITION!? You really are a pervert, Kyon!
Kyon: Your imagination is just too ridiculously wide off the mark!
Don't you find it strange? How on earth can a confession scene look like this!?
Kyon: Damn, just where is that chatterbox when I need him......Asahina-san, where's that Koizumi?
Mikuru: Um......he said he's got some urgent work to do......
Kyon: Just as I thought......
(This one is trickier to translate, but I'll try. Apparently the gag in this page is separate from the previous two)
Tsuruya: And then the two of us had a fun loving moment together......
Haruhi: But you didn't have to propose so quickly!!!
Mikuru:
Here's your drink.
Kyon:
Thanks. Erm......Asahina-san, where's Koizumi?
Mikuru: Um......he said he's got some urgent work to do.
Kyon: Ah......I see. That's expected.
Mikuru: U...um...Koizumi-kun said it's not Kyon-kun's fault, so please don't worry about it. It's been like that lately, so it's fine.
Mikuru: Unlike Koizumi-kun and Nagato-san, all I can do is make you a drink. Best of luck, Kyon-kun.
Kyon:
Asahina-san......
Thank you. Then, ittadakimasu.
(Spits tea back out)
Kyon: Er......Asahina-san......this is......
Mikuru: It's weed juice. <3
Kyon: WHAT!? W...why......
Mikuru: (I just don't get it. I guess Mikuru wants to give Kyon a "taste" of the "tough future life" as present for him "marrying" Tsuruya-san. ) So please enjoy it slowly. <3
Kyon: Ha...hahaha...I'm honoured.
I don't believe this......Asahina-san......