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Originally Posted by sneaker
If you think about it: elves look suspiciously similar to human children. I think you're on to something.
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Sad thing is, they had nowhere to go. No good education and not many people need to hire someone who can slap together a doll or a pop gun. So the elves became carnies at best, or druggies at worst. Most of them turned to a hard life of drug addiction. Stealing from folk to get their drug money, putting needles under their tongues, some doing lines of coke from the ass crack of a prostitute named Blitzen. So really...those elves, they never were really free, were they? They never were really free...