I heed thy call. It's the least I could do for you guys, who do so much for me.
While I can't provide you with a final version in SD/Tan form, I can give you a concept art, which I think will help you guys find someone who can draw in SD better than I can. It's not really that I wanted to complicate things, but I've found that I simply suck too much at drawing SD characters to even try. I do want to give you a colored, cleaner version of it, but I really can't make any promises right now - I'll be leaving the country and 3 days, and I'll be very busy until then. Then, it's 3 weeks of limbo, since all I'll have with me is a laptop with no internet connection. Sucks, of course, but I do need a vacation.
And I digress. Here it is. Feel free to suggest any changes and to use it however you want. Hopefully it's good enough to make the cut.
Ps.: Yep, I suck at straight lines.